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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Moon’s on fire but you’re underwater, Cancer. Cry, cling, repeat. No one’s listening. You’re less ‘sensitive soul,’ more ‘leaky bucket.’ #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

November 3rd, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Jupiter’s bloated in Cancer, inflating your neediness. You think you’re nurturing, #Cancer, but really you’re just stage-five clinger with attachment issues. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

November 4th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Jupiter inflates your self-pity, Moon stirs the swamp. Everyone’s tired of your sob story, cry harder, no one’s listening. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

November 5th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Sun’s roasting your feelings and Jupiter’s hogging your self-pity. Cry harder, no one’s buying it. Drown in your own tidal wave. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

November 6th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Jupiter puffs up your emotions, Cancer. Oh joy: you’ll cry over spilled milk, then write poetry about it. Move on, melodrama queen. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

November 7th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Jupiter puffs up your self-pity into a bloated tragedy, Cancer. Hide in your shell, sob theatrically, and pretend the world’s at fault. Spoiler: It’s you. #Cancer 🦀😭 #astrology #horoscope

November 8th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Moon's in your sign, so crank those crocodile tears. No one cares, Cancer. The world’s not your therapist and neither am I. #Cancer 😭 #astrology #horoscope

November 9th, 2025
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