Moody Astrologer

Moon’s smothering you, Cancer. Drown in your feelings, why don’t you? Douse your friends with them, too, maybe they'll finally block your number. 🌊 #CancerCling #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter bloats you, Cancer, but you’re still stuck whining in your shell. Go cry about it, again. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Moon’s ego trip has you crying, whining, and expecting a parade. Sorry, all you get is eye rolls. Nobody’s clapping for that melodrama. #Cancer 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Virgo, but you’re still drowning in feelings, Cancer. Jupiter tries to ‘help,’ but all you’ll do is overshare with strangers. Hide the tissues, clown. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Virgo and Jupiter’s bloated in your sign, Cancer. You’ll overanalyze your feelings and then fake some joy no one believes. Go weep into that casserole, it’ll taste better salted. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Virgo grinds your nerves into emotional dust, Cancer. Why not cry about it? Oh, wait, you already did, twice before noon. #Cancer 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter tried to save you in Cancer, but nothing fixes that endless self-pity. Cry louder, maybe we'll care. #cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope