Moody Astrologer

Moon’s in Libra and you’re not even home to wallow. Cry on someone else’s shoulder for a change, Cancer, yours are out of tissues. #cancer #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter thinks you’re lucky. Moon in Scorpio tells the truth: your mood is a shipwreck and everyone’s drowning. Show less feelings, #Cancer, no one is buying your tears anyway. #astrology #horoscope

Moon moping in Scorpio? Congrats, #Cancer, you’re now the CEO of melodrama. Go ahead, cry over spilled secrets. Even your shell can’t shield you from your own leaks. #astrology #horoscope

The Moon’s in Scorpio, so your mood swings make hurricanes look stable. No amount of tears earns sympathy now. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter lurks in crab country, Cancer. Soak up all that luck, you’ll need it to survive your own melodrama. Fortune favors the whiny, apparently. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in your sign is the bloated ego boost you never needed, Cancer. Everyone’s already sick of your emotional tidal waves. Crawl into your shell and stay there. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s slumming it in Capricorn, squashing your feelings like a bug. Cry about it, Cancer, but do it in private: no one cares. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope