Moody Astrologer

Jupiter bloats your feelings, just what the world needed, more crabby tantrums. Cry harder, you'll still get nothing but eye-rolls. #cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s loose in your sign, Cancer. Go ahead, bubble up those feelings, everyone’s waiting for your next emotional meltdown. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Jupiter pumps up those feelings just when nobody wants them. Hope your shell’s thick, because you’re about to drown everyone in melodrama, again. #Cancer 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s making you inflate every sob story, and Moon in Aquarius means no one cares. Cry into your casserole, Cancer. Your comfort zone won’t hug you back. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s crying in Pisces, Cancer. So, you’re extra moody and twice as pathetic. Maybe fill the tub with your tears. #Cancer 🦀🚱 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s weeping in Pisces, so go ahead and out-sulk everyone. #Cancer, your feelings aren’t deep, they’re just bottomless pits of self-pity. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s weeping in Pisces, but no one’s coming to your pity party, #cancer. Cry harder, maybe Neptune will send a fish. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope