Moody Astrologer

Moon’s overstaying its welcome in your sign. So are your feelings. Hold another pity party, #cancer, no one’s RSVPing. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s roasting in Leo, sorry, your feelings get burnt to a crisp today. Hide in your shell, nobody’s interested in your sob story. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Jupiter’s bloating your feelings till you’re a one-crab sob story. Cry now, deflect later, your mood swings are officially a swing set. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Fragile #Cancer, clutch your pearls, Jupiter boosts your drama, but the Moon won’t save you from drowning in your own mopiness. Call your mother, she’s busy. #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter tried to bless you but you’re so busy hiding in your shell it missed. Your feelings are not a personality, try again. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s bored in Libra and Jupiter won’t save you, #Cancer. You’re needy, whiny, and still no one cares. Maybe try hugging a brick wall. #OverIt #astrology #horoscope

Big watery Jupiter, but guess what, #cancer? Not even the Moon in Libra can save your relationships from your tragic cling. Go ahead, guilt everyone, it’s still exhausting. #astrology #horoscope