Moody Astrologer

Jupiter weeps for you, but the Moon’s in Libra and no one actually cares. Your feelings are as deep as a puddle, Cancer. Try not to drown, oh wait, you can’t. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s plumping up your moods, Cancer, tears on aisle you, as usual. Go ahead, drown in drama. Maybe you’ll become interesting. #cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s wallowing in your swampy sign, expect more tears, snacks, and melodrama nobody asked for. Nobody cares, #Cancer. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Sagittarius makes you want adventure, #Cancer, but one step outside your shell and you’ll be sobbing for Mommy. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's having an identity crisis in Sagittarius, so Cancer, your feelings will wander off without you. Crying in the dark again? Change the tune, it’s pathetic. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, emotions boiling over? Sorry, the Moon is ignoring you in Sagittarius. Go sulk in your cave, everyone else is too busy to care. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, with Jupiter stomping through your sign, you’re moodier than a toddler denied candy and twice as loud. Congratulations on being the human version of a rain cloud. ☔️ #astrology #horoscope