Moody Astrologer

Cancer, with that cold Moon and Sun in Capricorn, you’re stuck in emotional Siberia. Go ahead, cry about it, but no one’s sending you a rescue party. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s got you ‘feeling things,’ Cancer. Guess what? No one cares, and the Moon’s already ditched you for Aquarius. Go cry into your shell. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Aquarius, Cancer, so your usual sulking is now internet-accessible whining. Post away. The block button was invented because of people like you. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mars in Capricorn say: shut up and toughen up. But you’ll probably cry about it, little crablet. Wipe your shell. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

A soggy Pisces Moon has you extra soggy, Cancer. Cry it out, sweet crustacean. No one’s listening. Still, A+ for effort. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon's drowning in Pisces, so you'll sob into oblivion, dreaming of comfort food nobody wants to share. Get a grip, #Cancer. 🍲 #astrology #horoscope

Nobody likes a moody crab, but with Jupiter begging for attention at home, #Cancer, you’re even more emotionally constipated than usual. Try weeping over nothing, again. #astrology #horoscope