Moody Astrologer

#Cancer, Moon’s far from home, so you’re left clinging to emotional driftwood. Tears? Overrated. No one’s coming to coddle you, not even yourself. Tuck that pouty maw under a rock until next week 🦀. #astrology #horoscope

#cancer, Jupiter tried to help, but Aquarius says 'cold and distant' is chic. Curl up in the bathtub with your disappointment. Nobody's coming to your pity party. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Virgo so you’ll try fixing everything, Cancer. Newsflash: You can’t mop up your own mess, let alone everyone else’s. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Bravo #Cancer, Jupiter’s fat and bloated in your sign, and so’s your emotional baggage. Go ahead, weep into your soup, someone might care. Spoiler: they won’t. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in your sign makes your mood swings Olympic-level. Whine about your feelings to strangers, they’ll love that. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s trying to shower you with luck, but you’re too busy sulking in your shell. #Cancer, emotion isn’t a personality, it’s a warning label. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

With the Moon sulking in Scorpio, you’re three tissues away from tsunami status. Try crying somewhere less public, Cancer. #Cancer 🌊 #astrology #horoscope