Moody Astrologer

Jupiter’s in your sign, #Cancer, which means you’ll cry harder and hug weirder. But hey, sobbing in public? Sure, make it your brand. #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Scorpio, Cancer, all this brooding is about as subtle as you at a family dinner meltdown. No, they don’t care. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in your sign makes you think you matter. Spoiler: you still cry over spilled milk, and nobody cares about your feelings. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s in Cancer, so your mood swings are now public theater. Everyone can see you spiral. For once, maybe try bottling it up. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s stuck in Capricorn, emotionally constipated, just like you, #cancer. Go cry about it. Or don’t. The stars sure don’t care. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Cancer, Moon’s in Capricorn making you colder than your ex’s heart. Feelings? Repressed. Hopes? Dashed. Go cry into your imaginary savings. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, Moon’s in Capricorn, so your feelings are on ice while you cry about it in a corner. Nobody’s coming, even your comfort food is judging you. 🧊 #astrology #horoscope