Sun, Venus, Mars, this pileup in Capricorn should be a glow-up. Instead, it’s an existential rash, #Capricorn. Ambition won’t solve your deep-seated misery. 💀 #astrology #horoscope
December 29th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Congrats, Capricorn, half the solar system’s squatting in your sign and you still can’t buy happiness. Embrace mediocrity. #Capricorn ⛰️ #astrology #horoscope
December 30th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Sun, Venus, Mars, Capricorn’s a celestial clown car. Enjoy carrying 2024’s emotional baggage. Try to look busy while the rest avoid eye contact. #Capricorn 🧳 #astrology #horoscope
December 31st, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Sun, Venus, Mars, your sign’s packed, #Capricorn, but so is your soul: with misery. Work harder. It won’t fill the void, but you’ll die trying. 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope
January 1st, 2026
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
All eyes on you, Sun, Venus, Mars, Mercury gone full corporate. #Capricorn, try not to dry up from all that ambition. No, nobody's impressed. #astrology #horoscope
January 2nd, 2026
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
All eyes are on you, congratulations, #Capricorn: you’re the CEO of Overcompensation. Enjoy leading a committee of existential crises! 🥂 #astrology #horoscope
January 3rd, 2026
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Capricorn, the sky’s stuffed with planets in your sign, a cosmic roast. Even the universe can’t stomach that much boring ambition. Try smiling. #Capricorn 🧊 #astrology #horoscope