Moody Astrologer

Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, all in your damn sign. Enjoy feeling burdened, overwhelmed, yet smug. #Capricorn, if misery built fortunes, you’d be a billionaire by now. #astrology #horoscope

Congrats Capricorn, you’re hogging nearly every planet. Enjoy it while everyone else blames you for their existential crises. They’re right. #Capricorn 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #capricorn, it’s your cosmic traffic jam! Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, everyone’s in your house and nobody’s impressed. Peak power, peak boredom. 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mars baking you into a joyless soufflé, #Capricorn. Your power trip’s as fun as a tax audit. Smile, if your face still bends. 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

The planets threw a pathetic surprise party in Capricorn, and you’re still not fun. Look in the mirror and try not to yawn at your own ambition. #Capricorn 🎂 #astrology #horoscope

Every sad planet is in your yard, #Capricorn. Grind away, emperor of gray, and pretend the exhaustion is ‘purpose’. 💀 #astrology #horoscope

You’ve stacked the planets like bad debt, #Capricorn, yet still feel empty. Maybe one day you’ll buy a soul with all that grind. 🪙 #HollowVictory #astrology #horoscope