Moody Astrologer

#Capricorn, Saturn drags you further into the grind, keep climbing, Sisyphus. That boulder? It’s your personality. 🚩 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, Saturn rolls its eyes while Venus in Virgo triggers your workaholism. You can’t spreadsheet your way out of a nervous breakdown. #Capricorn 🗂️ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s ignoring you and Venus is, too. #Capricorn, your grind leads nowhere today. Climb all you want, the mountain’s a pile of dirty laundry. Take the hint and rest (ha). #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s packing its bags in Pisces and you’re left managing the chaos. Nothing says ‘leadership’ like slow decay and clinging to control. Fake composure, real disaster. #capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

Authority issues? Saturn in Pisces can’t help, and neither can you. Expect wild failure with a side of existential whining. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto trolling Aquarius, your #Capricorn power plays are extra pathetic. Scheme all you want, the only ladder you’re climbing is made of your own tears. 🪜 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer, Saturn drowning in Pisces. Ambition? More like existential dread. Keep climbing… down. #Capricorn 🪦 #astrology #horoscope