Jupiter in Cancer softens your iron resolve into wet cardboard. Mars in Scorpio says work harder, but you’re just plotting resentment. Climb your sad little hill. #capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope
September 29th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Moon in your sign, Capricorn, granting you the emotional range of damp cardboard. Plot and plan, but nothing grows in salt. Try a hug, or not. #Capricorn 🦖 #astrology #horoscope
September 30th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Moon’s in your house, so you’ll cry in the boardroom and call it ‘strategy’. All the grind, none of the soul. At least no one expects warmth from #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope
October 1st, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Saturn in Pisces makes you extra tired, #Capricorn. But you’ll still grind like a joyless machine and call it ambition. Do us all a favor, take a nap, you insufferable goat. #astrology #horoscope
October 2nd, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Saturn in Pisces shoves you off your high horse into a puddle of feels. Try not to drown in your own ambition, goat boy. #capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope
October 3rd, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Saturn saps your joy, #Capricorn. Good thing you never had any. Grind on and pretend you’re not a spreadsheet in a suit. 💼 #astrology #horoscope
October 4th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
With Jupiter muddying your mountain, #Capricorn, your big ambitions meet soggy boots. Climb careful, your dignity’s already taken a tumble. ⛑️ #astrology #horoscope