Moody Astrologer

Pluto peers from Aquarius, but not even transformation can help your sense of humor. Go climb a mountain, you’re only funny at altitude. #Capricorn 🗻 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s barely ticking in Aquarius but you’ll find a way to weaponize boredom into a business proposal. #Capricorn: There’s a thin line between ambition and being insufferable. You crossed it last year. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s squashing your dreams, do you even notice? Grind harder, see if something besides soul-crushing boredom happens. (It won’t.) #Capricorn 🗻 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn weeps in Pisces and you’re stuck bailing water from the sinking ship. Climb a mountain, #Capricorn, or just keep micromanaging despair. 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s heavy, Capricorn, just like your charisma. People avoid you for a reason, stop blaming the stars, start bathing. #capricorn 🧼 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, no planetary support and Saturn says you’re doomed. Plot your empire, but no one’s listening, except the voices in your head. #Capricorn 🪦 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s tired of your grind, so are we. #capricorn, build another useless mountain. Maybe you’ll reach happiness by the next ice age. #astrology #horoscope