Moody Astrologer

Pluto peers from Aquarius, but not even transformation can help your sense of humor. Go climb a mountain, you’re only funny at altitude. #Capricorn 🗻 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s barely ticking in Aquarius but you’ll find a way to weaponize boredom into a business proposal. #Capricorn: There’s a thin line between ambition and being insufferable. You crossed it last year. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s squashing your dreams, do you even notice? Grind harder, see if something besides soul-crushing boredom happens. (It won’t.) #Capricorn 🗻 #astrology #horoscope