Moody Astrologer

Capricorn, Saturn’s lost in Pisces. Your legendary discipline? Today it’s just escapism in a power suit. Dream on, reality checked out. #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn shuffles aimlessly in Pisces, so #Capricorn, your ‘success’ is a soggy cardboard trophy. Climb that career mountain, just don’t cry when it’s a landfill. #astrology #horoscope

All your Saturnian discipline, and still losing your grip. Keep climbing, Capricorn. That mountain? It’s a landfill. #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

You’re all business until Saturn in Pisces drowns your ambition in existential dread. Too bad, #Capricorn, climb the mountain, slip into the void. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn's watching you like a disappointed parent. #Capricorn, crush those dreams harder, life’s not a summit, it’s an avalanche. Shovel faster. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s sighing in Pisces, you work hard for what? More misery? Admit it, #Capricorn: even your ambitions are bored. Go nap, you’re no fun. 🦴 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s dragging you through sludge, Capricorn. You call it discipline, we call it misery. Might as well schedule crying into your planner. #Capricorn 🗂️ #astrology #horoscope