Moody Astrologer

Saturn in Pisces makes you weak, not wise, Capricorn. Your plans? As stable as wet tissue. Authority complex still intact though. #Capricorn 🪦 #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, Saturn in Pisces means your power trip is more slip’n’slide than summit. Keep grasping, Libra planets guarantee your iron grip turns to sweaty palms. 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s sighing in Pisces, but you just double down on being an unlovable workaholic. Enjoy your joyless spreadsheet, champ. #Capricorn 🖇️ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s napping in Pisces, so your grit’s gone squishy. #capricorn, nobody cares about your five-year plan. Let loose (as if you could). 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Emotion swamp, party of one. You’re usually stone, Capricorn, but now you’re just soggy concrete. Mars says move, but inertia’s winning. Enjoy mediocrity. #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s looming, Saturn’s grumpy. #capricorn, go ahead, sulk in the corner with your bleak spreadsheets. Power trip canceled due to irrelevance. 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer opposes you, Capricorn. Turns out, hustle isn’t a personality. But hey, keep climbing pointless hills. #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope