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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Pluto creeps in, Capricorn. Feel that itch? It’s irrelevance. Another day grinding while everyone ignores your suffering. Boohoo. #capricorn 🧱 #astrology #horoscope

December 1st, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Jupiter’s tired in Cancer and Saturn’s moping in Pisces. Capricorn, you’ll work hard for zero applause. Enjoy another week as the universe’s underpaid intern. #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

December 2nd, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Capricorn, Jupiter smiles on you like payday, but you’ll spend it on existential dread. Saturn in Pisces drags you back down with guilt, so enjoy the rollercoaster, your happy face looks so forced. 🪙 #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

December 3rd, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Saturn sulking in Pisces? Making your fake ambition soggy. Give it up, Capricorn. Your Everest is just a molehill, dressed up in delusion. #Capricorn 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

December 4th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Saturn's dragging you through existential sludge. Ambition = pretending you don’t hate everyone at work. Climb your mountain of misery. #Capricorn 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

December 5th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Saturn and Neptune just dumped more dread into your to-do list, Capricorn. Go ahead, climb that pointless mountain for applause no one gives. #Capricorn 🏔️ #astrology #horoscope

December 6th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

All that drive, Capricorn, but Saturn’s foggy in Pisces. You’ll climb nowhere. Try organizing your despair. Make a spreadsheet, cry into it. #Capricorn ☕ #astrology #horoscope

December 7th, 2025
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