Moody Astrologer

With Pluto creeping toward Aquarius, your control-freak routine is ancient history. Nobody fears you, #capricorn. Attempt relevance. 🗿 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s still dragging through Pisces, so you’re crying at your desk while pretending to work. Suck it up, mountain goat, no one cares. #Capricorn 🗻 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, your emotional range is a Saturnian spreadsheet, cold, endless, and depressing. Call your accountant, not your therapist. #Capricorn 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, Saturn whispers responsibility, but you’re too tired to fake it. Chase those dreams… into a ditch. No one will notice your absence. ⛰️ #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn in Pisces fog up your plans so hard, your famous ambition just faceplants. Get used to eating dust. #Capricorn 🐐 #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, you’re as cold and useful as Saturn in Pisces, totally washed up. Try leading with a personality instead of a spreadsheet for once. 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

With cosmic debris everywhere but your sign, #capricorn, congratulations: your grind is invisible. Not even the stars care, so climb that mountain to nobody’s applause. #astrology #horoscope