Moody Astrologer

Saturn’s off napping in Pisces, Capricorn, and discipline left you on read. Good luck pretending you’re in control while everything crumbles, captain of the sinking ship. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Mars just clocked in, Capricorn, and you’re ready to bulldoze toddlers for a trophy. Relax, the world’s not your corporate ladder. #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Mars crashes into Capricorn, finally, an excuse for your cold, relentless grind. Shame it’s all for nothing. Dream big, fail bigger. #Capricorn 💼 #astrology #horoscope

Mars enters your house, #Capricorn, so you’re fueled by caffeine and rage. Don’t mistake being uptight for being important. #astrology #horoscope

Mars stomps through, so Capricorn, you’ll try so hard to control the mess that you’ll trip over your own ambition. Climb that mountain, right into a brick wall. #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, Mars is in your sign, so why do you still move like molasses? Out-hustled by a snail, out-schemed by a pigeon. Grind on, goat. #astrology #horoscope

With Moon and Mars crawling through Capricorn, #Capricorn, you’re doom-scrolling reality as if it’ll fix itself. Congratulations, the world is as cold as you are. 🥶 #astrology #horoscope