Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s lost in Capricorn, just like your charm, #gemini. You’ll talk, but nobody’s listening. Your wit’s on mute.🔇 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Mercury’s as dry as your jokes, and Capricorn’s in charge. Say less, no one wants to hear you overexplain your failures today anyway. #GeminiWho 🙊 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Mercury’s dozing off in Capricorn, so safe to say your dazzling wit is now reduced to ‘uhhh’ in every conversation. Enjoy being outtalked by houseplants. #Gemini 🌿 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's in Sagittarius, so your mouth runs even faster. Trouble is, Mercury’s all stodgy in Capricorn. Try shutting up, just once. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, with Mercury sulking in Capricorn, every word you speak today is a fresh stab at your own reputation. Silence never looked so brilliant, too bad you won't try it. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s as joyless as you are shallow, Gemini. Chatter all you want, no one cares. Go argue with a mirror, it’s the only thing that’ll endure you. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s trapped with all the Capricorns, #Gemini. Translation? Your sparkling wit just downgraded to grandpa at a tax seminar. Your charm’s fossilized. 🦕 #astrology #horoscope