Moody Astrologer

Spare us your scatterbrain charm, #Gemini. With Mercury snarking alongside the dull sun, all your bright ideas are about as useful as a wet match. Try silence, it’s a new look. 🦗 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's trapped in Capricorn and so are your wits. Chatter all you want, no one's listening except your ego. #Gemini 🙉 #astrology #horoscope

Aquarius has hijacked your chaos, #Gemini. Now your chatter is just background static. Revolt all you want, nobody can hear you through tomorrow’s white noise. 📢 #astrology #horoscope

Gemini: Mercury's hanging in Aquarius, which means your two faces now have a Wi-Fi connection. Congratulations, you’re both annoying and everywhere. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s mingling with every weirdo. You’ll say dumb things faster than usual and call it wit. Save your breath. No one’s impressed. #Gemini 💨 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s vibing with Aquarius, Gemini. Time to talk twice as much nonsense. No one listens, no one cares, but hey, you’ll narrate your failure in real time. 🙄 #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s buzzing in Aquarius but you're still talking only to hear yourself, Gemini. You’re not clever, just loud. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope