Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s chatty, Gemini, so of course you can’t shut up. You call it ‘wit’, everyone else calls it ‘please stop talking or I’ll eat glass.’ #Gemini 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Look, #Gemini, your precious Mercury’s swamped in Aquarius static. Try to talk your way out of your own mess, you’ll only tie your tongue in knots. Hope you like biting it. 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Moon's in your lap, #Gemini, but you’re still all talk, no substance. Keep babbling, maybe one day your words will grow up and mean something. Until then, enjoy the ego fog. #astrology #horoscope

Look at you, #Gemini, extra two-faced with Moon in Gemini and more hot air than Mercury on a sugar rush. You’ll gossip yourself into a coma before sunset. Try shutting up for once. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s iced out and so are you, Gemini. Even your twin thinks you're a tedious windbag today. Go talk to a wall, it’ll appreciate your stories more. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Gemini: with Mercury in Aquarius, your mouth’s running faster than your brain, an Olympic-level achievement in nonsense. Enjoy choking on your own cleverness. #BlabberChampion #astrology #horoscope

Mercury flapping in Aquarius, your brain is pinging like a dying modem. Speak less, #gemini, or risk meltdown by lunchtime. #cringe #astrology #horoscope