Moody Astrologer

Gemini, Mercury’s brooding in Scorpio, so your gossip now comes with a side of existential dread. Too bad nobody wants your secrets, or your company. #Gemini 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Scorpio and you, #Gemini, scrounging for gossip, shocking! Maybe this week, tangle your tongue in a knot so the rest of us get a break. 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury sulking in Scorpio, your mouth writes checks your brain can’t cash. #Gemini, hope you enjoy awkward silences after your next word-vomit. 🦗 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Scorpio says your gossip will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1... Hope you like being friendless, #Gemini. Try silent brooding for a change. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Scorpio twists your tongue into knots, congrats, #Gemini, now your lies are even less convincing. People already tuned you out, so talk louder, why don’t you? 📢 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s brooding in Scorpio, so even your wit sounds like conspiracy theories. Spoiler: nobody wants to hear your 6th version. Take a breath, #Gemini. Maybe two. 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Scorpio, Gemini, and your lies are more toxic than usual. Everyone's on to you, you're fooling no one except yourself. #Gemini 🦗 #astrology #horoscope