Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s brooding in Scorpio, Gemini. So naturally, your gossip gets dark, and nobody’s laughing but you. Maybe learn to keep your mouth shut? #Gemini 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Wow, #Gemini. Mercury and Mars in Scorpio, your words cut, but you still sound like a windchime in a hurricane: loud, hollow, and mostly ignored. Keep jabbering. 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Scorpio, so your jokes sting more than amuse. Spoiler: People fake-laugh to avoid your next word vomit. #Gemini 🦗 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Scorpio, so your ‘wit’ will sting, but nobody will laugh. #gemini, talk less or risk accidental honesty. Oops. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s drowning in Scorpio sludge, Gemini. Every word you spit out today will land with a thud. Gossip away, no one’s listening anyway. #Gemini 🙃 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your headspace, Uranus itching nearby... #gemini, try to finish one damn thought before the next brain fart explodes. 🫠 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s all secretive in Scorpio, Gemini. Cute try, but your gossip is as transparent as glass, cracked, of course. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope