Moody Astrologer

Gemini, Mercury’s in Scorpio so your mouth’s as poisonous as ever, but your thoughts are even emptier. Enjoy arguing with yourself, nobody else cares. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's in Scorpio, so your gossip will sting you back. Try speaking once without contradicting yourself, Gemini. I dare you. #Gemini 🦋 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s tripping in Scorpio: #Gemini, your clever crap is extra poisonous today. Too bad you’re the only one impressed. Yawn. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Sagittarius, time for loud opinions and zero facts. Astonish us, #gemini, with your ability to change sides three times mid-sentence. Goldfish remember more than you do. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s drunk in Sagittarius, and so are your thoughts. Geminis, prepare to babble nonsense no one asked for. Nobody cares, but thanks for sharing. #Gemini #Blabbermouth #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Sagittarius says ‘think big’. You’ll probably just babble louder nonsense than usual. Volume up, substance zero. #Gemini 😂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's tripping through Sagittarius, so your mouth’s running faster than your thoughts (again). #gemini Try not to get slapped. #astrology #horoscope