Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s juiced, Gemini, so you’re twice as insufferable. Talk faster, say less, accomplish nothing. How’s it feel to be your own echo chamber? #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s out joyriding in Sagittarius, so your mouth is running sprints while your brain naps. #Gemini, have you ever finished a thought? Didn’t think so. 🦜 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s brainfog meets Uranus static. You’ll speak nonsense, change sides, and be forgotten before lunch. Typical #Gemini, yawn. 🪫 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s wild in Sagittarius: You’ll talk twice as much, and say half as much as usual, which is saying nothing at all. Congrats, genius. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

With Moon and Uranus in your sign, Gemini, you’ll out-chat even yourself, pity no one else wants to listen, not even your reflection. #Gemini 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Gemini, so congrats: today you get to scatter your thoughts like confetti no one wanted. Talk yourself into a corner, again. No one’s listening. #Gemini 🎈 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s flaming your mouth. You’ll talk nonsense so fast even your reflection tunes out. Fill the silence with your own disappointment. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope