Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s in Sagittarius, Gemini, translation: mouth: 100, brain: 0. Everything you say today will sound dumber out loud. Enjoy your own echo chamber. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's full of fire but you’re still flapping nonsense, Gemini. Try saying less and thinking more, for once. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Mercury’s blazing, so your mouth runs marathons, shame your brain’s still fumbling shoelaces. Another day, another half-baked opinion. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s prancing in Sagittarius, dragging your brain to some new nonsense, Gemini. Your words will travel faster than your thoughts, and both are empty. #Gemini 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury is out there cosplaying as a Sagittarius. All your multitasking turns to scatterbrained rambling. You’re only convincing yourself, and badly. Go bore a wall. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury is Sagittarius: Your lies are taller, your attention span shorter. Today, try saying nothing. For once, people might actually like you. #Gemini 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s off in Sagittarius, chasing shiny things. So are you, but with zero aim. Verbal diarrhea, starring you again! #gemini 😂 #astrology #horoscope