Moody Astrologer

Chattering Gemini, Mercury in Sag means even your lies are confused. Your multitasking is a myth, but hey, keep the circus act up. #gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's in Sagittarius, so your mouth's running marathons while your logic trips over its shoelaces. Try not to say something so dumb even you cringe, #Gemini. 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury changes sign, and so do you, every ten minutes. #Gemini, your two faces just called in a third for backup. No one believes your act, least of all the stars. #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury in Scorpio, your forked tongue gets tangled. Even you’re bored of your own gossip. Pathetic. #Gemini 💬 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s drowning in Scorpio, Gemini. Prepare for your words to cut like a rusty blade, mostly yourself. Enjoy putting your foot in your mouth, if you can pry it out of your other mouth. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s deep in Scorpio and even it wants nothing to do with your babble, Gemini. Try shutting up for once, see if silence makes you interesting. #Gemini 🫨 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s sulking in Scorpio, so yes, everyone hates your opinions just as much as you fear. Gossip harder, Gemini, maybe someone will listen (besides you). #Gemini 📣 #astrology #horoscope