Moody Astrologer

Mercury broods in Scorpio, so now your gossip is less witty, more toxic spill. Maybe try not talking for once? Silence would improve you. #gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s sulking in Scorpio, so your ‘charm’ is toxic as ever. Open your mouth, kill the vibe, classic #Gemini. At least you’re consistent! 🦋 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Scorpio, Gemini, so your ‘charm’ is basically lying with extra steps. Try talking less today, the silence will only improve your image. #Gemini 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s brooding, so your nonstop yapping gets extra toxic. Talk circles all you want, Gemini. Everyone’s checked out after sentence two. #Gemini 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s sulking in Scorpio, Gemini. Even your famous wit reeks of try-hard sarcasm. Choke on your own punchline. #Gemini 💬🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s moody in Scorpio and so are you, except dumber. #Gemini, nobody needs your opinions this week, but you won’t shut up anyway. 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s skulking in Scorpio, so your 'witty' banter is just venom. Gossip more, maybe someone will finally care, #gemini. 🐍 #astrology #horoscope