Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s snuggling Scorpio: time for your mouth to dig a pit you can’t talk your way out of, Gemini. Try silence, it might suit you. #gemini 🙃 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s bored in Scorpio and your brain’s on airplane mode. Geminis, gossip more, maybe something intelligent will slip out by accident. #Gemini 🦋 #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury sulking in Scorpio, #gemini’s legendary wit turns into weaponized whining. Those around you will wish you had an off-switch, or at least a mute button. Consider silence, it’ll be revolutionary. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s brooding in Scorpio, which means your words sting less than a damp match. Your charm? About as sharp as a bowling ball. #Gemini 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign: time to be twice as annoying. Social butterfly? More like gossipy mosquito. Everyone sees through your chatter. #Gemini 🦋 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your business, Gemini, so expect mood swings bigger than your ego. Try talking your way out of that, oh wait, you already are. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury is skulking in Scorpio, Gemini. Translation: everyone thinks you’re lying and you probably are. Don’t bother. Your charm’s expired. #Gemini 💀 #astrology #horoscope