Moody Astrologer

Hey #Gemini, Mercury’s frying in Aquarius so your ‘brilliant’ ideas? Actual static noise. Don’t bother talking, no one’s listening, and neither are you. Your double-act's running on empty batteries. #astrology #horoscope

Look, #gemini trying to keep up with all the Air sign chatter, bless your two-faced heart. Overstimulated yet? You’re not clever, you’re just loud and confused. 📣 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s got you babbling even more, Gemini, too bad nobody’s listening. At this point, you’re just background noise with jazz hands. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

#Gemini, Mercury’s in airy Aquarius, and so are your scattered thoughts. You’ll talk a lot, as usual, but nobody’s listening. Scream into the void, at least it won’t interrupt you. 🎤 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Aquarius just upgraded your scatterbrained tendencies. Congrats, Gemini: now your ideas are even less coherent. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

With Moon in Libra and Mercury drowning, it’s shockingly quiet, did you finally run out of things to say, #Gemini? Or just out-scampered your own thoughts? #astrology #horoscope

Mercury soaked your tongue in Pisces nonsense. Every word is a riddle and you’re not smart enough to solve it. Stop talking. #Gemini 😶 #astrology #horoscope