Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s floundering in Pisces, so even your best ideas sound like drunken haikus, #Gemini. Nobody’s listening to your half-baked nonsense, they never were. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s soaking in Pisces, Gemini, so enjoy sounding even flightier than usual. Nobody buys your lies, except you. #Gemini 🤹‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Pisces has you babbling riddles nobody cares about. Invent a new language, anything to stop talking. #Gemini 🤐 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost in Pisces swamp, expect your mouth to run faster than your neurons. If anyone listens, it’s just to laugh. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s drunk in Pisces, so your ‘wit’ today is just gibberish. Keep babbling, #gemini, maybe someone will pretend to listen. Or maybe even the mirror gets bored. #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Mercury’s in a sleepwalking trance, just like you at work. You’ll try to multitask, trip, and face-plant in public. Don’t blame the stars, blame your mouth. #Gemini 🦜 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s lost in Pisces and so are you, #Gemini. Chat all you want, no one’s listening. Try silence, it’ll be the first smart thing you’ve done this year. #astrology #horoscope