Moody Astrologer

Saturn and Neptune in your sign, #Pisces, dreams and suffering, a combo so cliche even you’re bored. Drown in your feelings, but don’t expect anyone to throw a life ring. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune beg for escape. Dream on, fish. You won’t be happy awake or asleep. Fantasy is all you’ll ever win. #Pisces 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in Pisces, fantasy's chained to a cinder block. Drown in reality. If you dream any harder, get a pillow sponsor. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn double-stuff you with delusion, #Pisces. Dream on, but buy a bucket, reality’s about to rain all over your fantasy. ☔ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune both passing through your wreck of a sign. Sorry, #Pisces, but daydreams become nightmares and you still can’t swim. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in Pisces: mood is lost rubber boots in floodwater. Float away, #Pisces, no one expects you to contribute anyway. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune in your sign want you to finally ‘find yourself.’ Spoiler: you’re lost for good. Drown in those feelings, melodrama queen. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope