Moody Astrologer

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune want you to finally get real, but daydreaming is your only skill. Time to panic: reality’s knocking. You’re not answering. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune have you dissolving into a puddle, per usual. Your escapism isn’t deep, it’s just lazy. Try reality sometime. #Pisces #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune tag-team you, Pisces. Enjoy drifting into another daydream while responsibilities eat you alive. Reality calls, you don’t pick up. #Pisces 📞 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn & Neptune in Pisces: Boundaries or delusions? You have neither. Try staying conscious for 10 minutes. Doubt it. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon swims in your sorry waters, Pisces. Stunning, now you’re extra-mopey. Drown yourself in daydreams, real life sure won’t save you. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Moon, Saturn, Neptune all pile on, wow, a tsunami of feelings and delusion! Someone get #Pisces a mop and some reality. 🧽 #astrology #horoscope

Your landlord, Saturn, just hiked the rent on your delusions, #Pisces. Time to drown in reality for once. Don’t worry, you float best in fantasy anyway. 🌀 #astrology #horoscope