Moody Astrologer

Neptune in your sign, Saturn too. Translation: delusion meets despair. Lose yourself in art, tears, or existential memes, no one expects more. #Pisces 🦑 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune in Aries, Saturn in Pisces, you still float, but with heavier baggage. #Pisces, try swimming in reality sometime. Until then, enjoy drowning in your own drama. #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s sitting on your soul, so of course you’re a puddle of regret. Try not to drown in your own drama, Pisces. #Pisces 🌧️ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn crashing through you, Neptune fumes nearby, and you're left drowning in daydreams. #Pisces, good luck finding reality without a treasure map. #astrology #horoscope

Neptune wants you to daydream, Saturn wants you to mope. #Pisces, you’ll do both and achieve neither. Float on, space cadet, reality can wait. 🦑 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune’s barely awake in Aries and Saturn’s wringing hands in Pisces. Your fantasy world’s springing leaks, #Pisces. Swim faster or just drown quietly. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune in Aries? Dream on, Pisces. You’re lost, confused, and at this point, only the fish admire your clueless flapping. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope