Moody Astrologer

Neptune in Aries, Saturn in Pisces, your vibes are extra delusional. Even your fantasies have plot holes. Reality check? Not interested. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Dream on, #Pisces. Neptune in Aries has you confusing instincts for inspiration, again. Sorry, but nobody’s following you off that cliff. Don’t worry, you’ll land softly, in denial. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune’s at zero Aries. You, meanwhile, are at zero motivation. Your only bold move this week? Another nap. #Pisces 🛌 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune sharing your pond: delusion meets disappointment. #pisces, dream all you want, you’ll still wake up confused and wet. 🫧 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn & Neptune well up and drown you, Pisces, again. Your dreams are nonsense soup and your boundaries are breadcrumbs. Swim on, little tragedy. #Pisces #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune grinding your dreams into fish food, #pisces. Congratulations, you’re emotionally shipwrecked again. Bring a mop. 🫧 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in Pisces: you’re floating down the river of denial, no paddle, no clue, just tears. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope