Moody Astrologer

Pisces, Saturn and Neptune in your puddle means you’ll have existential dread with a side of delusion. Even your imaginary friends want out. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn dancing in your bathwater, Pisces. No one cares about your feelings, least of all you. Go daydream into a puddle. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in Pisces: hope sinks, stress floats. Cry, dream, repeat. Someone send #Pisces a flotation device, fast. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in Pisces, reality check bouncing again. #pisces, you drift through obligations like a manatee in a kiddie pool. Wake up before your dreams drown you. 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune tag-team to make you even spacier, Pisces. Drown in daydreams, but don’t expect rescue, nobody can find you. #Pisces #LostCause 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Moon, Saturn, Neptune: your Pisces skies are polluted with feelings. Dream on, but even your imaginary friends are bored with the whining. #Pisces 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

You’re the Moon’s pampered child, #pisces, cry, dream, repeat. Drown in your own melodrama and call it spiritual awakening. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope