Moody Astrologer

Neptune and Saturn in Pisces = walking delusion with a side of defeat. Go cry into your half-empty dream journal. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s in Pisces, so you’re all tears and existential whining. #Pisces, grow up: if you want sympathy, buy a goldfish. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune, Saturn, and reality have a bar fight in your head. Guess who loses? You, in public, again. Seek help, or a nap. #Pisces 💤 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn holding hands, dragging you into a swamp of confusion. Even your daydreams are mediocre. Go nap, the universe is unimpressed. #Pisces #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in your fishbowl drown you in delusions, Pisces. Float away in fantasy. Don’t worry, reality won’t miss you. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune’s swimming home in pieces, Saturn’s giving you the cold shoulder. Pisces, your intuition’s dead in the water. Daydream harder, it won’t help. #Pisces 🐟🛁 #astrology #horoscope

Neptune and Saturn bless you with max confusion. Keep chasing dreams, Pisces, reality already left you on read. #Pisces 🫧 #astrology #horoscope