Moody Astrologer

Saturn and Neptune are partying in your house, Pisces, so your reality is a fever dream and your boundaries are theoretical. Enjoy self-pity, it’s all you’ve got. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune, dreams meet doom, Pisces. Fantasize all you want, reality’s coming for your ankles. Run, fish, run. #pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune suffocating your whimsy, time to face reality. Spoiler: you can’t swim away from your problems. Or your mediocrity. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune tag-team your delusions, #Pisces. You’ll cry about boundaries and then swim right through them anyway. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune dancing in Pisces, you’re still lost at sea. Sprinkle some delusion on your problems, it won’t help, but at least you’re consistent. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Pisces, Saturn and Neptune have you deep in a sea of delusion. Try swimming, genius, or just keep sinking and calling it ‘spiritual growth.’ 🦈 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune: the cosmic hangover no one wanted. #Pisces, swim in your delusions, just try not to drown us all in your salty self-pity. 🥲 #astrology #horoscope