Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s in your sign, #Sagittarius, but don’t get cocky, you’re still spouting half-baked genius nobody asked for. Start thinking before speaking. Just once. 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s at home, Sag, which means more dumb ideas out loud. Keep going, you’ll annoy the planet before you learn anything. #Sagittarius 📢 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in your sign: big talk, zero follow-through. Pontificate away, Sagittarius, the universe is not listening and neither am I. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury blows up your mouth, #Sagittarius. Say something reckless, alienate a friend, call it ‘growth.’ Try silence for once, not that you can. 🚀 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, none care about your reckless optimism. #Sagittarius, go ahead, gamble it all. Spoiler: Destiny's laughing loudest today. #astrology #horoscope

Wanderlust? Jupiter wants nurturing, but you’d eat glue if someone called it 'adventure.' Stay home, #Sagittarius, the world is safer for it. #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, slow your roll, Capricorn planets brick-wall your optimism. Charge at reality, watch your horn snap. Stay indoors. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope