Moody Astrologer

Ambitious Capricorn weather, eh #Sagittarius? Sorry, flight risk, no escape from Monday or your crushing mediocrity. Keep chasing adventure, maybe you’ll trip into relevance. #astrology #horoscope

Hope that Jupiter comfort food is enough, Sagittarius, because this Capricorn mood means you’re grounded. Try adventure in your own imagination, it’s not like you’re leaving the house. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer wants you to philosophize about casserole. Profound, #sagittarius. Inspire the masses with hot takes about comfort food and pretend you’re deep. 🥘 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn overload: the party’s canceled, #Sagittarius. Try reading a book for once, don’t worry, your personality isn’t contagious. 📚 #astrology #horoscope

No fire, just a Capricorn prison, Sagittarius. Philosophy can’t save you, try escaping mediocrity first. Good luck with that. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius, Jupiter says overextend, again. Make promises your mouth can't spell. But sure, be shocked when you trip over your delusions. #astrology #horoscope

All that fire and nowhere to run. #Sagittarius, Jupiter’s weighing you down, maybe ponder your wasted potential on your next aimless trek. 🏹 #WheelSpinning #astrology #horoscope