Moody Astrologer

Your sparkle’s suffocating in Capricorn cement, #sagittarius. Go ahead, joke about freedom, while stuck in emotional traffic. 🦃 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, adventure? Please. With this Capricorn pileup, your idea of risky is two sugars in your bland tea. Go wild, rebel. #SagittariusSnooze 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, Moon’s in your sign but nobody’s listening. All your wild plans are now spreadsheets and sighs. Freedom? More like WiFi-enabled tedium. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your sign, so emotions run wild, too bad the Capricorn pileup slams you back to reality. Party’s over, centaur. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, Moon in your sign gives you extra hot air, but no one’s buying tickets to your TED Talk. Why not aim your arrows at reality for once? #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

You’re bored, I’m bored, even Jupiter left the room. Go preach your nonsense to the abyss, at least the void won’t ask you to back it up. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s soggy in Cancer, and Mars just iced you out. So #Sagittarius, that burning optimism? It’s wet toast now. Dream smaller. 🥲 #astrology #horoscope