Moody Astrologer

Moon’s in your swampy sign, #scorpio, spiking your moodiness to ‘cursed crypt.’ Enjoy lashing out at friends, again. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Moon’s parked at your place and you’re brooding harder than a basement poet. Everyone’s terrified, but you’re still alone. Shocker. #ScorpioSting 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Mars says plot, Venus says pout, Capricorn says pay your bills. Guess which one you’ll do? Spoiler: none. Your mystique is as stale as last week’s secrets. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

All this grounded Capricorn has you brooding without results. Mars wants action but you’re just sulking in the shadows, as usual. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, the Moon mocks your lurking, nothing but shadowy moping today. Enjoy stewing over slights, since actual vengeance requires more backbone than you have. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars wants cold calculation and you want drama, Scorpio. Manipulate away, nobody’s biting. Your intensity’s about as threatening as a wet towel. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, Mars says slow down, but like a melodramatic goth at a funeral, you insist on brooding dramatically. The universe barely notices. 🦇 #astrology #horoscope