Moody Astrologer

Mars lurks in Scorpio, so your rage is a leaky nuclear reactor. Venus in Virgo: all sting, zero seduction. Try a hug, if you can compute basic affection. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is snarling through Scorpio’s swamp, channel that rage, or brood in the corner like a discount movie villain. Either way: zero effect. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is revving in your dark little pond, but you’ll sting yourself (again). Pouty Scorpio, your vendetta list grows longer than your talent. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in your sign, what could go wrong? Everything, #Scorpio. You’ll try to sting, but you’re just a moody pincushion. Enjoy stewing in your own over-hyped intensity. #astrology #horoscope

Mars is home, Scorpio, so brooding’s now a sport. Stare into the abyss too long and you’ll just see your own drama queen reflection. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in your sign, #Scorpio, and you’re still brooding like a cartoon villain. Go ahead, plot revenge on that barista, no one’s scared. ☕️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars is lurking and so are you, #Scorpio. Shocking: brooding in the shadows and mistaking bitterness for depth. Seek therapy, not a secret lair. #astrology #horoscope