Moody Astrologer

Mars crawls through Scorpio, yet you still act mysterious about your feelings. Just hiss and bite already, drama-llama. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Mercury slithering in Scorpio means your venom’s at max strength, #Scorpio. Go ahead, sting someone, just remember to aim for yourself first for maximum realism. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars are circling you like sharks, but sinister thoughts don’t equal genius. Everyone sees through your ‘mysterious’ façade. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars are bickering in your swamp, #Scorpio. So you’ll plot, sulk, and overthink until even your grudges need therapy. Spite this delicious hasn’t cured your loneliness. #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Mercury partying in Scorpio: congrats, your anger and secrets are fighting each other for control. Good luck picking a victim. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Mercury & Mars tag-team you into full gremlin mode. Your paranoia wins, your charm dies, and everyone knows you’re stalking them. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Mercury stuff you full of secrets and venom. Enjoy muttering curses in rundown corners, #scorpio. No: world domination is not happening. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope