Moody Astrologer

Mercury and Mars are brooding together in Scorpio, congrats, you’re twice as insufferable and ten times more paranoid. Bet you’ll trust no one, again. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars in Scorpio: so many deadly words, so few real friends. #Scorpio, maybe stab less and hug more… Nah, you’d ruin that too. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars are throwing tantrums in your sign. Cold stare, sharp tongue, you call it ‘mysterious,’ I call it exhausting. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars in #Scorpio: lethal combo for sarcasm, but you’re still one cryptic comment away from total social exile. Try actual honesty (if possible). #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars slither through your swamp. #Scorpio, too bad intensity can’t buy friends. Try subtlety, or don’t. I enjoy your spectacular train wrecks. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars brooding in Scorpio, you’re radioactive. Plot revenge, sabotage yourself, then pretend it’s fate. Typical, #Scorpio. Try therapy. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars in Scorpio, making you extra venomous. Sadly, everyone’s immune. Keep plotting, your grand plans still flop. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope