Moody Astrologer

Scorpio, Mars and Mercury make you extra obsessive and moody. You’re intense, but mostly irritating. Everyone’s tired of your stare. #Scorpio 👁️ #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, angry planets on your stoop mean your charm’s become pure menace. Everyone’s dodging your vibes like wet socks on a tile floor. Enjoy your own company, no one else will. #astrology #horoscope

Moon, Mercury, Mars, oh joy, it’s a Scorpio traffic jam. Triple threat of sulks, snark, and self-importance. Everyone’s exhausted. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

With Moon, Mercury, and Mars all crashing your place, it’s chaos deluxe. #scorpio, try not to explode, or do. We need entertainment. 💥 #astrology #horoscope

Every planet's playing hopscotch in your gutter, Scorpio. Bathing in drama again? At least you’re good at it. Fine, knock yourself out, king of the trash fire. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mars, Mercury all roasting you alive, #scorpio. You’re so intense, you scare even your own shadow, go dig a hole and hiss in it. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, Mars stacking in Scorpio, congrats, Scorpio, you’re clinically unstable and loving it. Therapy’s over there. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope