Moody Astrologer

Scorpio, Sun, Mercury, and Mars all park in your sign, you’re a black hole of drama. Pull everyone in and spit them out weeping. Typical. #Scorpio 🕳️ #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury, and Mars in your den: you’re extra venomous, Scorpio. Bite someone, at least then you'll matter. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Sun-Mars-Mercury stack? Look at you, main character syndrome with extra venom. Go sting yourself by accident. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio Sun, Mars close behind, oh great, the emotional dictator wields extra venom. #scorpio, everyone is hiding from your ‘truth bombs.’ You think you’re intense, but you’re just exhausting. ☠️ #astrology #horoscope

Sun burns in your swamp, Scorpio, while Mars sharpens every grudge. Brood harder, nobody’s scared anymore. #Scorpio #ProfessionalBrooder 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mars in Scorpio, a cosmic double shot of angst. Don’t worry, your brooding’s still as boring as ever. Let’s all pretend to be scared. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mars in your swamp, a perfect storm of vengeance and paranoia. Whatever you suspect, it’s probably true, #scorpio. But nobody cares. #astrology #horoscope