Moody Astrologer

Sun, Mars, Mercury, Scorpio, you’re a disaster magnet. Brood harder. Everyone hates your vibes and your stench of crisis. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun in Scorpio: your season, your illusion of power, your mess. Enjoy pretending you’re mysterious, #Scorpio, while everyone just calls you ‘unstable’. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s home, but you’re still miserable. All that edge and drama, still nobody’s afraid of you. Peak #Scorpio disappointment. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s in Scorpio, but don’t flatter yourself. You think you’re deep, you’re just sulking in the shallow end. Claws out, but all you catch is disease. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun in your sign but Venus ruins the party, brooding’s your whole personality now. Maybe try joy? No, you’d hate that. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

You’re the drama, Scorpio. Sun and Venus tag-team to make you a walking scandal. Hide secrets, then act surprised when they explode. Standing ovation! #Scorpio 🦂💥 #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Venus in your swamp, soak up drama! Poison your own plans for a change, save us all the hassle. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope