Moody Astrologer

Hey Scorpio, Venus and Sun in your sign should mean power, but you’ll just weaponize more insecurities. Go ahead, try to seduce your own reflection. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s in Scorpio: power surge! Shame your charisma could curdle milk. Try to terrify someone who cares. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Sun and Venus got you thirstier than a cactus, plotting melodrama and doomed crushes. You’re not mysterious, just exhausting. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun & Venus in Scorpio: listen up, gremlin. You’re the toxic gift that keeps on giving. Don’t act shocked when everyone needs a detox. #Scorpio ☠️ #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Venus are in your lair but you’re still not interesting. Moody, brooding, and cliché as hell. Yes, someone noticed your pout, no, they don’t care. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Stellium in your neighborhood, but nobody wants to visit, even the stars make your parties depressing. Enjoy your brooding, freak. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Venus tag-team your ego, but you’re still just a drama queen shivering in all black, brooding over nothing. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope